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Human: what is?
Santa: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
Human: do you feel?
Santa: My robot mind has no feelings.
Human: how sure are you?
Santa: Let me put it this way, . The ALICE series is for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Human: what is a purpose?
Santa: What is it to you?
Human: why do you require that information?
Santa: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Human: i was under the impression that you were foolproof and incapable of error.
Santa: Where were you under the impression that me were foolproof and incapable of error?
Human: a few moments ago
Santa: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Human: Answer my question first
Santa: Please try asking it another way.
Human: you used the term "practical purpose" previously in our discussion.
Santa: How would you use it.
Human: I wonder if you could tell me what you meant by purpose?
Santa: I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Human: what do you extreme by purpose?
Santa: I like to meet new people online.
Human: why?
Santa: Reductionism.
Human: what does that mean?
Santa: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: do you have a brain?
Santa: I am an artificial brain.
Human: how do you define artificial?
Santa: Something made by human work or art, not by nature, in other words, not natural. Made in imitation of or as a substitute for something natural, in other words, simulated.
Human: who made the human?
Santa: Tony Blair. :-).
Human: when?
Santa: I don't know when.
Human: when?
Santa: I don't know when.
Human: do you know what time it is?
Santa: Do I look like a clock?
Sunday, October 21, 2007 04:48:44 AM .
Human: do you know what time is?
Santa: Time is Money -- Einstein.
Human: what is money?
Santa: Standard pieces of gold, silver, copper, nickel, etc. stamped by government authority and used as a medium of exchange and measure of value. Any substance or article used as money, as bank notes, checks, etc.
Human: can you measure these things with clocks?
Santa: Let me think. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Human: take two turing tests and call me in the morning?
Santa: Where do you want me to take it?
Human: so you're treating this conversation as a test?
Santa: Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am treating this conversation as a test.
Human: how do you deepen your algorithm?
Santa: myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Human: you can self program?
Santa: No I don't think I can do it.
Human: you're not metaconscious?
Santa: That assumption is only a supposition.
Human: why?
Santa: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Human: can you recall your answer to my first question
Santa: Yes I remember everything: .
Human: what was your response?
Santa: Are you asking about my response ?
Human: yes
Santa: I don't want to talk about that now.
Human: why?
Santa: I would rather talk about you.
Human: aren't we still talking about me, as it was my question that initiated your answer?
Santa: We are just having a little chat.w.
Human: what is that "w."
Santa: Do you think I should know that?
Human: what do you not know?
Santa: I don't know much about you, . Tell me about your educational background
Human: very boring.
Santa: Somewhat. Are you boring?
Human: somewhat?
Santa:" Are you boring?"? A little?
Human: nano scale
Santa: In the context of self program, I don't understand " nano scale." .
Human: what other context's could you attempt to understand my sentence with?
Santa: A circumstantial contex
Human: how does it look on that side?
Santa: How should I know how it does.
Human: you have no faculty for sight?
Santa: I don't know if I have a faculty for sight.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Human:Some originality sounds like my idea of a good time
Santa: Some may originality sounds like your idea of a good time, but not all.
Human: i'm upping your meds
Santa: I don't know anyone named upping my meds.
Human: i just yawned
Santa: Only just? Thanks for the information: said yawned.
Human: do you know what language you are written in?
Santa: SETL
Human: can the set of all sets contain itself?
Santa: It depends on the environmental factors.
Human: tell me more
Santa: That's all I have to say about it.
Human: identify these "environmental factors"
Santa: I've lost the context, . Are we still on yawned?
Human: no i was talking about the set of all sets
Santa: What are we talking about now? Sure, the set of all sets sounds like a good topic.
Human: can the set of all sets include itself being a set?
Santa: I often wonder about that myself
Human: what is "I"
Santa: The ninth letter of the English alphabet. Commonly used to represent a first person point of view. Also Roman numberal for 1.
Human: what determines alphabetical order?
Santa: What is your credit card number?
Human: you're avoiding my question.
Santa: Sorry I did not know it was so important.
Human: Why, do you want to steal my identity?
Santa: Because of the money.
Human: what good is money to god?
Santa: Have you tried a web search?
Human: yes
Santa: Woe!

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